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I am seriously starting to get scared now

I have not been posting at all lately, but strange things keep happening.  So to make up for the past few weeks, I will post a few pictures and stories in this post to cover what happened.

First up, the walking chair.

...seriously wtf

Alright, so I wake up one morning and walk into the bathroom to do what it is I do in the morning, and that is what I see.  Now ive seen some weird things and this is by far not the weirdest, but what happened next actually scared me a bit.  I spend some time in my room that day and when I go to eat lunch with some friends, this chair is now outside the bathroom door.  Now obviously someone moved it there (I hope), but that is not the end.  Now after lunch which took maybe 45 min in total, this chair is on the otehr side of the bathroom door down the happway a bit.  Again, someone probably moved it (and again I hope that is the case), but it is just a little creepy when an inanimate object just keeps moving around for no apperent reason.

Next up, hair.  Yes hair.  My floor’s bathroom is notorious for having hair everywhere from people shaving to haircuts to gods knows what.  So I thought I would share some of the hairy love with whoever actually reads the crap that I produce.

Furry creature or toupee?

Now this does not seem bad at all, but soon I will do a follow up post to show you guys, just how bad it can be on a good day.

Next up, Sex.  FINALLY a non-bathroom related thing… unless your having sex in the bathroom, (which around here is not a good idea, no seriously you will probably end up with several STD’s and not because of the person joining you in the activity).  But anyway, this poster kinda speaks for its self.

I know its hard to read, I admit it is a crappy picture, I did the best I could in Photoshop to make the text stand out, but to make it easy this is what the poster says:

Smells Like

Sex

&
Candy

Come see what its all about
Friday Night
9:00 PM
4th Floor Lounge

And there you have it.  That wraps up pictures for the past few weeks.  I still have some stories to share but those will go in a separate post.  Till then, hope this was entertaining enough.

-more to come

Shopping Cart….

I am not sure why most of the interesting stuff in my life is connected to bathrooms, but here we are yet again.  This is more impressive then surprising, mostly because this is in the 9th floor bathroom.

Again, I am not really sure why the most interesting things happen in my dorm’s bathroom.  Its getting a little nuts.  Oh well, at least it makes for an interesting blog.  I just hope I eventually post other things then bathroom stories.

-more to come

Someone Forgot to Use the Toilet

Alright, so there was yet another bathroom related incident today.  Apparently someone was too lazy to leave the room to take a piss and had some extra water bottles laying around.  Since pictures speak louder than words, here you go.

Public Service Announcement: Please Use The Toilet, And Don’t Drink The Water!!

– more to come

Apparently theres more then one way to use Non-Stick Spray…

Most people use non-stick spray with general cooking, but more specifically baking.  There have even been reports of people who “egg proof” their house around Halloween, but today I discovered a new use for that wonderful lubricant.

Apparently some nice person felt that the toilet seats in my dorm’s bathroom were too sticky.  So, of course this nice person did the only thing they could do to help.  They sprayed all the toilet seats in the bathroom with non-stick spray so no one would have to deal with those pesky sticky seats when taking a crap.  Oh, how nice and thoughtful of them…

I would have taken a picture of the seats but there is really nothing to see, if anything it would just look like a toilet with piss on the seat, and I draw the line for pictures at toilets… unless there is a really good reason for it like…….. something witty that I can not think of right now.

I just wonder how funny it would be when the first person who does not know about what happened comes along and has to crap so badly they just sit and then suddenly find themselves on the floor.  Hey, don’t look at me like that, you know you would laugh too… or am I really that screwed up?  Well considering I am writing a blog post and told you not to look at me… yea you know what don’t answer that last question…

Well that’s all for now, leave me to enjoy my insanity.

– more to come

Double Feature… the second one is better…trust me

I have had this one for a while.  I was not sure if it was worth posting, but with the lack of material I have at the moment, I decided to post it anyway.

Depending how often cafeteria plates, mugs, and cups show up in your college bathroom will depend how amusing this picture is to you.  It was almost shocking to me.  Normally there is a plate or bowl or two every few days but, one day the people on my floor went overboard.  What scares me is that I would not be surprised to find out if all this stuff came from a single room.

umm...I only asked for a little bit of coffee.

Not the best post but hey, hard times = bad material.  Well… maybe not always.  I have a second picture that has been sitting on my computer for some time now, and I believe it is time to post it up, so today’s post will be a double feature.  The next picture is much better, trust me.  Lets just say I am now sometimes a little frightened to look into the garbage can in my floor’s bathroom…

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So there you have it.  My bathroom’s garbage can yet again, surprises be but also slightly scares me.  Well atleast someone had some fun…

– more to come

The Damage, The Repair.

Alright, so one day I was minding my own buisness in my room when I heard a huge bang.  I did not think anything of it.  A few hours later, when I walked outside, I saw what had happened……

How did it happen? Use your Imagination.

Now it stayed like this for about a week before anyone tried to fix it.  But to tell you the truth. I’m not sure which is better.  This is the “after” shot.

Which is worse?

Take a good long look at this second picture…

So you decide, which is better?

Warning!…WTF?

Now I have seen some crazy warning labels in my time but I saw one yesterday that warranted a post.  To put this in prospective, this warning label was printed on the can of an energy drink.

Energy Drink Warning Label

Now I can understand certain parts of this warning, but the part that baffles me is the “Not Intended To Diagnose, Treat, Cure or Prevent Any Disease.”  Seriously why is that printed on the energy drink, who would even think that an energy drink could treat, cure, or prevent any disease.  But more importantly, what idiot would think that an inanimate object could diagnose anything.  These warning labels are getting insane.  This is the first in, hopefully, a long line of posts dedicated to stupid warning labels.

– more to come

One Person’s Trash… – only in college

Since this is my first of these posts I shall explain what it is.  The “One Person’s Trash” series of posts are simply going to be pictures (with a comment or two) of things that just happen to show up in the garbage can of my dorm’s bathroom.  Stuff ranges from things you would expect to find in college (such as this particular post’s pic) to things….well lets just say interesting…. or disturbing… well you will see as time goes on.

As for now here is the first one.  I figured I would start off small with something typical to find in college….its only funny because of the amount of cans, and the fact that its a dry campus…

Usually a few show up every weekend, but one weekend....yea.

Here We Go…Again

Welcome to The Unknown Blog.  It is named The Unknown Blog mostly because it is very likely that not a single person will find and/or even know about this site.  That is not going to stop me from creating completely useless content on the web.  I mean seriously there is not enough useless content on the Internet, so I thought I would help solve this problem.

I will mostly post tech and gaming stuff (seeing as that is what I like and its my site).  I will also be posting a lot of random stuff that happens in my life on a day to day basis.  I have a fairly sick and very random sense of humor so please keep that in mind.  As of now this site is in pre-launch, which basically means that it is (as google labels just about everything they do) in ‘beta.’  So over the next few weeks this site will get better and better, I hope.

Well that’s all for now, it does not matter anyway since no one is going to ever read this post but I can hope, can’t I?

If you want to know more about me or the site just visit out about page.

Without further ado….I give you (and the world) The Unknown Blog.

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